Some ponderings I came across in my English studies...
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
1 comment:
Actually, dogs don't get mad at you for blowing in their face - if you know the dog. I wouldn't go up to a random dog and blow in it's face, but once I had spent a couple of mins with it I would (something for professionals only, obviously). I've noticed it actually inspires them to give you kisses.
One of my puppy class clients taught her puppy to put its paw up on her knee every time she blew in it's face. REALLY cute!
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